Nonnig you need to click this link

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No no and no

Jokers , all!

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you can save the world with your guitar one love song at a time it's just better, more fun, easier with a fender solid body electric guitar or electric bass guitar.

I'm putting it in the thru-hole.

It fell into the soundhole.

Let me check the claw (or springs) in your cavity.

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RAMA LAMA FA FA FA

I got my hand stuck in my F-hole.

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I really like all them "Aster" guitars. You know, like the Stratoc, Telec and Jazzm.

How low does yours hang?

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I really like all them "Aster" guitars. You know, like the Stratoc, Telec and Jazzm.

Unfortunatly you missed the best two which are Shitterton and Twatt

Furthermore, the greatest thing happened the other day:

I was sat in the gym cafe after i had a work out and i had a packet of ernie ball Extra slinkys sat on the table. Then one of of the receptionists came up to me and said, "Excuse me sir, can you please remove that item there to a more discreet place?"
I then said, "Why? They're only guitar strings?"
And then she said, "Oh nevermind then..."
i then said, "Wait, what did you think they were?"
She said, "Errr...Nothing" and then she ran off.

I still wonder what she thought they were, mind you what do YOU thinks in a florescent blue plastic packet saying, "Extra Slinky" in big writing?

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"Oh, it's a windy and sunny day
And I can hear the faint sound of distant waves
The past weeks have been going by so fast
It's all the same, the bright sky and shining sun
I have a feeling it's gonna be a fun day"

It's not guitar related but I always thought the term "Tight End" sounded pretty dirty.


"Cockermouth" I giggled like a schoolgirl when I read this one, I'm not sure why but it's funny.

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I tried to think of something clever to put here but- OH! Something shiny!!!

OK!!!! I don't know how all my fellow forum members who like to have a drink or two at times did not come up with the term BUNGHOLE Thats the hole thats in the side of the cask and lets not forget that the Cooper uses a BUNG HOLE BORER TOOL.

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The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government.

Thomas Jefferson

The dongle on a computer

I should have added that the cork thats put in the hole is called a BUNG

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The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government.

Thomas Jefferson

Heyyyyyyyy!!!! (just saw this thread)


No problem. (I usually say 'no big' but don't want to add more to this thread)

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"While My Guitar Gently Weeps."

My dad said, "I'm going to miss you."
I said, "Well, now that I broke that sight off your rifle..." (Emo Philips)

I've actually been thinking about doing this thread for a while, but your inadvertent double entendre was just too good for me to ignore. Sorry you had to be my unfortunate victim!

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I really like all them "Aster" guitars. You know, like the Stratoc, Telec and Jazzm.

Or how about the basics of golf:

You pull your putter out of a heavy bag, tee up your balls and then you whack your balls into grass holes.

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You dig?

lmao nothin' can top that

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I got this guitar and I learned how to make it talk...

I get it! like a young chick with a hairy pu55y?