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Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 7:15 am
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nikininja wrote:
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I need to add this that I just found. Its stunning, like it was written by Finbar Saunders for anyone that reads Viz. (utter smut)


http://tinyurl.com/ml5pmu


Nonnig you need to click this link

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Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 7:21 am
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:lol: Jokers , all!

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Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 10:54 am
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I'm putting it in the thru-hole.

It fell into the soundhole.

Let me check the claw (or springs) in your cavity.

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Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 11:25 am
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I got my hand stuck in my F-hole. :shock:

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How low does yours hang? 8)

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I really like all them "Aster" guitars. You know, like the Stratoc, Telec and Jazzm. :wink:


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Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 11:59 am
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Ceri wrote:
Wetwang
Bonkle
Cockermouth
Giggleswick
Ugley (with its famous Ulgey Women's Institute)
Badgers Bottom
Butt Hill
Lickey End
Crapstone
Muffworthy
Piddlehinton
Upper Thong
Thrashbush


Unfortunatly you missed the best two which are Shitterton and Twatt

Furthermore, the greatest thing happened the other day:

I was sat in the gym cafe after i had a work out and i had a packet of ernie ball Extra slinkys sat on the table. Then one of of the receptionists came up to me and said, "Excuse me sir, can you please remove that item there to a more discreet place?"
I then said, "Why? They're only guitar strings?"
And then she said, "Oh nevermind then..."
i then said, "Wait, what did you think they were?"
She said, "Errr...Nothing" and then she ran off.

I still wonder what she thought they were, mind you what do YOU thinks in a florescent blue plastic packet saying, "Extra Slinky" in big writing?

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Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 1:02 pm
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It's not guitar related but I always thought the term "Tight End" sounded pretty dirty.


"Cockermouth" I giggled like a schoolgirl when I read this one, I'm not sure why but it's funny.

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OK!!!! I don't know how all my fellow forum members who like to have a drink or two at times did not come up with the term BUNGHOLE :lol: Thats the hole thats in the side of the cask and lets not forget that the Cooper uses a BUNG HOLE BORER TOOL. :lol:

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cvilleira wrote:
OK!!!! I don't know how all my fellow forum members who like to have a drink or two at times did not come up with the term BUNGHOLE :lol: Thats the hole thats in the side of the cask and lets not forget that the Cooper uses a BUNG HOLE BORER TOOL. :lol:

I should have added that the cork thats put in the hole is called a BUNG :lol:

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Post subject: Re: Things that sound dirty but aren't
Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 7:33 pm
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russianracehorse wrote:
LadyVendettaAngel recently asked people on the Squier forum about the proper way to get her knobs off. Having a somewhat dirty mind, I found this question very amusing (sorry, LVA! :wink:).

It got me thinking: what other things do guitarists say that sound dirty but that really aren't?


Heyyyyyyyy!!!! (just saw this thread) :roll:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

No problem. (I usually say 'no big' but don't want to add more to this thread) :twisted:

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Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 7:47 pm
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LadyVendettaAngel wrote:
Heyyyyyyyy!!!! (just saw this thread) :roll:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I've actually been thinking about doing this thread for a while, but your inadvertent double entendre was just too good for me to ignore. Sorry you had to be my unfortunate victim! 8)

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Or how about the basics of golf:

You pull your putter out of a heavy bag, tee up your balls and then you whack your balls into grass holes.

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cvilleira wrote:
Nut lube :lol:


lmao nothin' can top that

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I get it! like a young chick with a hairy pu55y?
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