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Taurus
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Dangerous?

How so?

Materialistic? Addicted? Artficially enhanced? Narcisistic(sp)?
Basically useless?

Hey, I can get all that right here in Scottsdale.


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What was the rumour i heard about mcdonalds using some opiate derivative in the bread.

Certainly explains that craving for a big mac that nothing else will satisfy.

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Here is a joke for you Taurus.

Kind of offensive but the punchline makes up for it.
Read with thick southerner accent.

Three southern gentlemen were talking about their first days as a married men.

The first man said: I married a gal from Tennessee and I told her that everyday the meal better be ready when I come from work. Well it took two days of beating and on the third day there was this nice T-bone steak waiting for me when I got home from work.

The second man said: I married this nice gal from Arkansas and I told her that everyday the meal better be ready and the home better be clean when I get home from work. Well it took three days of beating and on the third day there was this nice prime ribs on the table and the house was spotless.

The third man said: Well I married this Icelandic gal and I told her that everyday the meal better be ready and the house and the kids better be clean. Well after two days the swelling around my eyes had subdued enough so I could make myself a sandwich.

But really Icelandic women are really nice :)
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Bjork was fierce and hot

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Yeah, but he's saying she was a B-jerk.
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I would not miss Mickey D's very much as long as there is a good place to get Pizza and Steak subs!!!!!

Does Mickey D's even use real meat???? :shock:

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Michael McDonald is banned. :P

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Voodoo Blues wrote:
Did you really buy what they said in that movie? The same thing happens to people who go from eating junk food to only eating vegetables. It takes your body a while to adjust.

Anyways, back to the original post... you only have 3 McDonalds in Iceland? Geez, there are 3 McDonalds on my street!


there are ******7***** subway restaurants in lawrence, ks!!!!!!!!!! SEVEN! in one city!








SEVEN!

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chambers23 wrote:
Voodoo Blues wrote:
Did you really buy what they said in that movie? The same thing happens to people who go from eating junk food to only eating vegetables. It takes your body a while to adjust.

Anyways, back to the original post... you only have 3 McDonalds in Iceland? Geez, there are 3 McDonalds on my street!


there are ******7***** subway restaurants in lawrence, ks!!!!!!!!!! SEVEN! in one city!







SEVEN!




I'm not joking but here in Belfast between the West and City Centre whole way to the East and South there are over 20 Subways. Every corner, every shoppin mall, every 100 #$@*&!% yards.

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If you think 20 is bad, there are over 100 here in Vegas. They're even in some of the casinos.
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Losing McDonald's is pretty bad.

At least the people there can look forward to the next Aerosmith tour stop there ...

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If you think 20 is bad, there are over 100 here in Vegas. They're even in some of the casinos.


Yeah but Belfast is tiny dude, they might as well rename it Italian BMT City! :lol:

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There's only one positive I can think of by having McDonalds everywhere. I am never far from a toilet if I am out and need to go badly. Commonly referred to as having a Mc$hit :)
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NonniG wrote:
Icelandic women = Beautiful but dangerous

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Dangerous?

How so?

Materialistic? Addicted? Artficially enhanced? Narcisistic(sp)?
Basically useless?

Hey, I can get all that right here in Scottsdale.


Hi Taurus: I think he's talking about the danger of drowning. Apparently a lot of action takes place in these geothermal geysers. Hmm - I'm prepared to face that danger...:

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Ceri wrote:
NonniG wrote:
Icelandic women = Beautiful but dangerous

Taurus wrote:
Dangerous?

How so?

Materialistic? Addicted? Artficially enhanced? Narcisistic(sp)?
Basically useless?

Hey, I can get all that right here in Scottsdale.


Hi Taurus: I think he's talking about the danger of drowning. Apparently a lot of action takes place in these geothermal geysers. Hmm - I'm prepared to face that danger...:

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Cheers - C


NonniG, can I come stay with you a while? :shock: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :idea:

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