I love Weird Al and the stuff he does and in that spirit I came up with this last night. It's set to the tune Secret Agent Man by Johnny Rivers. And, no, I don't believe the government is really going to do this in case you're wondering.



There’s a man who leads a life of danger
To everyone he meets he stays a stranger
With every move he makes, another chance he takes
Odds are he won’t live to see tomorrow

Senior citizen, senior citizen
They’ve given you a number, your numbers up today

Beware of pretty nurses that you find
A pretty face can hide an evil mind
Oh, be careful what you say
She'll euthanize you today
Odds are you won’t live to see tomorrow

Senior citizen, senior citizen
They’ve given you a number, your numbers up today

Senior citizen, senior citizen
They’ve given you a number, your numbers up today

Swingin’ on the Riviera one day
And layin in the coroners hallway next day
Oh don’t let the wrong word slip
While filling out Medicaid forms
The odds are you won’t live to see tomorrow

Senior citizen, senior citizen
They’ve given you a number, your numbers up today

Senior citizen

Cool

You should post it on the parody site I've linked here :

http://www.amiright.com/parody/

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Posting away. Thanks Mike
http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/johnnyrivers60.shtml

One of my favorites....

(Parody of "Another One Bites the Dust" - by Queen)

"Another One Rides the Bus" - by Weird Al Yankovic
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Riding in the bus down the boulevard
And the place was pretty packed (Yeah!)
Couldn't find a seat so I had to stand
With the perverts in the back
It was smelling like a locker room
There was junk all over the floor
We're already packed in like sardines
But we're stopping to pick up more, look out

Another one rides the bus
Another one rides the bus
Another comes on and another comes on
Another one rides the bus
Hey, who's gonna sit by you
Another one rides the bus

There's a suitcase poking me in the ribs
There's an elbow in my ear
There's a smelly old bum standing next to me
Hasn't showered in a year
I think I'm missing a contact lens
I think my wallet's gone
And I think this bus is stopping again
To let a couple more freaks get on look out

Another one rides the bus
Another one rides the bus
Another comes on and another comes on
Another one rides the bus
Hey, who's gonna sit by you
Another one rides the bus

(cool sound effects)

Another one rides the bus

Another one rides the bus ow
Another one rides the bus hey hey
Another one rides the bus hey-ey-ey-ey ey ey eyyyyyy

The window doesn't open and the fan is broke
And my face is turning blue (Yeah)
I haven't been in a crowd like this
Since I went to see the Who
Well I should've got off a couple miles ago
But I couldn't get to the door
There isn't any room for me to breathe
And now we're gonna pick up more yeaaah

Another one rides the bus
Another one rides the bus
Another comes on and another comes on
Another one rides the bus
Hey, who's gonna sit by you
Another one rides the bus

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Your welcome Joe. Some of the parodies that I've heard on that site
are very funny. Look all around and listen to some of the tracks.

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