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Gibson are running a competition. The first prize is their Hendrix Signature Guitar. The second prize is two Hendrix Signature Guitars.

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What did they write on the bluesman's tombstone?

Didn't wake up this morning...

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russianracehorse wrote:
What did they write on the bluesman's tombstone?

Didn't wake up this morning...

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Haha - "Woke up dead this morning..."

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Q: what do you call 4 guys playing 4 different songs?
A: JAZZ!



Musical differences

Metal: 5 blokes playing 4 notes to a audience of 30,000 people

Jazz: 4 blokes playing 30,000 notes to a audience of 5 people.

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Q - What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?


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A: 100- one to hold it in place and 99 to drink until the room spins.

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Why do guitarists put drum sticks on their dash boards when they park?


So they can park in a handy cap space!


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Saint Peter is checking in new arrivals in heaven...

"What did you do on Earth?"
"I was a surgeon. I helped the lame to walk."
"Well, go right on in through the Pearly Gates"

"What did you do on Earth?"
"I was a school teacher. I taught the blind to see."
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"I was a musician. I helped make sad people happy."
"You can load in through the kitchen."

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LEVONHELMET wrote:
Q: how many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
A:-1 and 10 million more to say they could have done it better


the best one in this topic

I've got a spin-off of this one

How many bassists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: 3 people, 1 bassists and two police officers


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How do you make a policeman cry with laughter? Tell him someone just stole your Gibson Hendrix Signature Guitar.

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What do call a successful musician?
A guy whose wife/girlfriend has 2 jobs.


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I don't get all the Jimmie Vaughan hating; he is amongst the best blues players in history.

If you don't understand his genius, then you don't understand Texas blues; listen to the early (pre-"Tuff Enuff") albums...if they don't move you, you have no soul.

...and Tuff Enuff wasn't that bad, either!

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Screamin' Armadillo wrote:
I don't get all the Jimmie Vaughan hating; he is amongst the best blues players in history.

If you don't understand his genius, then you don't understand Texas blues; listen to the early (pre-"Tuff Enuff") albums...if they don't move you, you have no soul.

...and Tuff Enuff wasn't that bad, either!


I'm with you, pal...but then again, I'm from Texas. :lol:

Seriously, he plays on the same stage as people like Robert Cray and BB King. He can probably handle the heat from a few unknowns on a message board. :)


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nikininja wrote:
LEVONHELMET wrote:
Q: what do you call 4 guys playing 4 different songs?
A: JAZZ!



Musical differences

Metal: 5 blokes playing 4 notes to a audience of 30,000 people

Jazz: 4 blokes playing 30,000 notes to a audience of 5 people.


Yup, that's about right! Oh wait and ummm I'm a bass player (who plays jazz to make matters worse) and I understood one of these ... what the heck is the world coming to????? :? :? :?


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