Gibson are running a competition. The first prize is their Hendrix Signature Guitar. The second prize is two Hendrix Signature Guitars.

Cheers - C

What did they write on the bluesman's tombstone?

Didn't wake up this morning...

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I really like all them "Aster" guitars. You know, like the Stratoc, Telec and Jazzm.

Haha - "Woke up dead this morning..."

- C

Musical differences

Metal: 5 blokes playing 4 notes to a audience of 30,000 people

Jazz: 4 blokes playing 30,000 notes to a audience of 5 people.

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No no and no

Q - What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?


A - Homeless.

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Being able to play and enjoy music is a gift that's often taken for granted.

Don't leave home without it!

Q: How many drummers does it take to change a light-bulb?

A: 100- one to hold it in place and 99 to drink until the room spins.

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Blues is easy to play, but hard to feel.
-- Jimi Hendrix, quoted in: Charles Shaar Murray, Crosstown Traffic (1989)

Why do guitarists put drum sticks on their dash boards when they park?


So they can park in a handy cap space!

Saint Peter is checking in new arrivals in heaven...

"What did you do on Earth?"
"I was a surgeon. I helped the lame to walk."
"Well, go right on in through the Pearly Gates"

"What did you do on Earth?"
"I was a school teacher. I taught the blind to see."
"Fine .. go right on in through the Pearly Gates!"

"What did you do on Earth?"
"I was a musician. I helped make sad people happy."
"You can load in through the kitchen."

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"Mommy! Mommy! When I grow up I want to be a guitar player!"
"Now Johnny, you can't do both!"


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Q:What do you call a building full of bass players?
A:Jail.

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I'm not an expert, but I play one on the internet.

the best one in this topic

I've got a spin-off of this one

How many bassists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: 3 people, 1 bassists and two police officers

How do you make a policeman cry with laughter? Tell him someone just stole your Gibson Hendrix Signature Guitar.

Cheers - C

Q:Your Bassist, and Drummer get into a car, who's driving?

A: The Cop!!

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I'm not an expert, but I play one on the internet.

What do call a successful musician?
A guy whose wife/girlfriend has 2 jobs.

I don't get all the Jimmie Vaughan hating; he is amongst the best blues players in history.

If you don't understand his genius, then you don't understand Texas blues; listen to the early (pre-"Tuff Enuff") albums...if they don't move you, you have no soul.

...and Tuff Enuff wasn't that bad, either!

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Good Vibes To Y'all!



Screamin' Armadillos
Texas Roadhouse Music
Guitar/Slide Guitar/Harp/Vocals

I'm with you, pal...but then again, I'm from Texas.

Seriously, he plays on the same stage as people like Robert Cray and BB King. He can probably handle the heat from a few unknowns on a message board.

Yup, that's about right! Oh wait and ummm I'm a bass player (who plays jazz to make matters worse) and I understood one of these ... what the heck is the world coming to?????