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SlapChop
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RickyD wrote:
Q: Where does the guitar player live?

A: With his girlfriend, because he can't afford a place of his own.


Uh...huh?

The joke is "What do you call a guitar player without a girlfriend? Homeless."
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SlapChop wrote:
YZFJOE wrote:
How about poking some fun at ourselves or any other instrumentalists.
I love this one-

How many guitar players does it take to cover a Stevie Ray Vaughn tune ?

Evidently all of them.


HA! A new one!

Did you write that? 'Cause if you did, you're my hero.


Nope. Wish I had. I read it online somewhere.
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SlapChop wrote:
RickyD wrote:
Q: Where does the guitar player live?

A: With his girlfriend, because he can't afford a place of his own.


Uh...huh?

The joke is "What do you call a guitar player without a girlfriend? Homeless."


It's all in the delivery.
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Why are so many guitarists jokes one liners ?
So the rest of the band can understand them

How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb ?
None...they just steal somebody else's light

What's the difference between a guitar player and a bag of garbage ?
The garbage gets taken out at least once a week.

great thread BTW

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an accordian player walks into a bar remembering he left his instrument unlocked in his car he runs out
sure enough two accordians
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spw wrote:
an accordian player walks into a bar remembering he left his instrument unlocked in his car he runs out
sure enough two accordians


I've heard a variation of that joke before, but it was about a banjo player who had his car broken into. They left him three more banjos.

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Q:what do you call a guy that hangs around three musicians?
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Q:what do you call a guy that hangs around three musical genius's?
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Q: how many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
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Q: what do you call 4 guys playing 4 different songs?
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BigJay wrote:
Ooo....Oooo....I have a musician joke!!!

Jimmy Vaughan :shock:




Well I thought it was funny. :roll:


HA! lol :lol:
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