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Troublecall
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BigJay wrote:
Hey....heard a great wedding joke....I've got lots of wonderful prizes for the first guy to answer this question correctly......

Why is the bride always smiling as she gets in the limo after her wedding?

Again....great prizes and accolades for the wizard who answers this question properly....





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There's an oldie but goodie. Because she knows she's performed oral sex for the last time

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Troublecall wrote:
BigJay wrote:
Hey....heard a great wedding joke....I've got lots of wonderful prizes for the first guy to answer this question correctly......

Why is the bride always smiling as she gets in the limo after her wedding?

Again....great prizes and accolades for the wizard who answers this question properly....





:twisted:


There's an oldie but goodie. Because she knows she's performed oral sex for the last time



Maybe with the groom. :oops:
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Paul Neill
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Run...

if you thought about that for more than half a second....run.

And it's not about the consoles and guitars. Tell her you expect to game 2 hours every night and practice guitar two hours every night.

For the ultimate test tell her you want to form a band with your best buddies and get together every weekend with them.

But I'm cautious by nature, I'm out nearly a mil, so I've learned.
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Just marry her. :)

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Just marry her. :)


No JAZZMASTERS under those conditions :?

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