http://www.cracked.com/article_17523_7- ... ncert.html

See if you can come up with any more

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The time has gone, the song is over, thought I'd something more to say.

NO WAY
I'm every one of those and every gig i've ever played has been filled with nothing but those people.

Flanker, it was a good read mate. In the meantime I'll worry about enjoying stuff rather than judging how others do.

Its all cool mate.
As Vinny says "put another shrimp on the barbie".

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Small guy on the floor asking everyone who is 5'-6" or above to move aside so they can see the show.

There's always the little 5'-2" person who for some reason bought a Floor ticket in an arena full of seats he can stand on. But he wants the close up experience of floor. And because he's a guy, he ain't getting on anyone's shoulders to be able to see it, and the band don't wanna see his nipple rings anyway.

He doesn't wanna get in the pit, cause elbow height is enough to knock him out. And he knows he doesn't stand a chance against the 'Roided out, wired up, brick-laying, wife beating, neck tatted, freak that's dropping bombs every 5-seconds in a display of pure unadulterated pent up anger against the family who never understood him.

So he moves further up in the crowd, and starts yelling at the top of his lungs, "I CAN'T SEE LARS!!" So he starts foreheading your ribs in a fit to try to get you to move over. As he's forehaeding ribs and elbowing penises to fight his way to the front, he finally makes it!!

After his 5-seconds of victory, 'Roided brick-layer sends a crowd surge from the pit that ends up being a Tsunami of people crushing anyone who is at the front of the guard-rail and 5'-2" guy get's knocked out, pulled over the guard-rail by security, revived, and sent back into the crowd only to have the little bugger start the process all over again!

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Haha That made me laugh

Never let a 5'2" dude pass you by!!!! Grab them by the neck reach down and toss them backwards above the crowd and let them toss them to the back.. Now thats fun, I am glad I'm 6'4"+ 230

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Sad but true,but not so bothersome when you are young.Now in my 40s and what a ticket cost I ask nicely once.

It's all good Niki. I've been a few of those myself.
It's all for laughs. You can never have too many around here

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The time has gone, the song is over, thought I'd something more to say.

On Shred's take.

Mate it would never get anywhere near that for me. I believe in drop kicking midgets on sight. That guy would have been heading for the balcony upon eye contact with me.

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It's all good Niki. I've been a few of those myself.
It's all for laughs. You can never have too many around here [/quote]

Fkin hey
we all get too caught up in guitardom to remember we only went into it for a laugh

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The list forgets the "I want you to want me!" chick. Dressed in cleverly placed rock bumper stickers, she's going home alone with the peace of knowing hundreds of guys will be wanking to their fleeting memory of her image.

How about the security guards?

The second time I saw the Rolling Stones (at an outside stadium) one of them had the audacity to tell me that cigarette smoking was not allowed "inside the venue." He had yet to realize that virtually everyone in the section was cramming down cigarettes as fast as they could, and was quickly compelled to reconsider as a rain of insults poured down.

I hate concert security guards; 99% of their proclamations are little more than extensions of their own self-importance. I wish they could relax, shut up, and enjoy the show: they ought to save the douchebaggery for the real @$$holes.

at the Green Day show in Miami...these 5 or 6 really obnoxious a**holes (and probably drunk also) made a mosh pit and just went around moshing really hard, not caring whether anybody around them got hit or not. It made it difficult to enjoy the show because we constantly had to watch out for people coming towards you.

Hopefully, my next 2 upcoming concerts should be better...a much smaller place; Revolution Live downtown Ft. Lauderdale....8/29 Hot Tuna, and 9/29 The Psychedelic Furs.
I am psyched!

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they missed one...when i saw STP at mohegan, there were 2 annoying (let me choose my words wisely) idiots. the one behind us kept shouting to the lead singer "i want to have your baby!" (a dude none the less) and the guy next to me. This guy, just didnt move. I mean just sat through the whole show. I didnt cheer, didnt pound for the encore, didnt clap. Just sat there. But I'd rather have that than the idiots behind us

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I got this guitar and I learned how to make it talk...

Saw Clapton this past June at the IZOD Center in NJ and it came to the acoustic part of the concert and the women behind mutter....UGH I hate when he plays acoustic..it's so boring

Here's another good one for your enjoyment:

When my dad and I saw the Stones at Taylor Field in Regina in October '06, our seats were directly in front of three middle-aged people: a man who looked disturbingly like Yosemite Sam and two middle-aged women. As the opening band was playing, my dad and I were standing up, drinking beer and watching the show. After a couple of songs, Yosemite Sam tapped me on the shoulder and said "you can't stand during the show. My wife is crippled and can't see." I replied by asking "what are you going to do when the Stones come on? Everyone is going to be standing then."

Yosemite Sam suggested that his wife could, despite her fragility, manage to stand during the Stones set, but certainly not during the opening act (Three Days Grace, by the way). We thought this was ridiculous but, being decent human beings, decided to humour Sam and his wife. About six seconds after we sat down, the lead singer of Three Days Grace ran to the edge of the stage and yelled something like "Everybody in the house on your feet! Everybody!"

I turned around and motioned to Sam & company that he ought to stand up. We didn't sit down again that night.