I have a C neck strat. And i've played a V neck 57.

But does fender make a "D" neck.. You know something that flattens out in the middle like you'd get with an Ibanez etc?

They've made them in the past, though the current standard (mia or mim) don't have those. modern C's instead. I think the clapton model has a D. Maybe a few other signature or older reissues have them.

Check the links above for all the models and check which necks have which.

The Clapton has a V I know SRV original #1 had a D neck that broke in a freak accident right before his death and his tech had replaced the neck.But when he gave it to Jimmie after Stevies death he had put back on the original neck. So I would check out a SRV model to see if that comes with a D.

'Feel like a real mope reading these neck-profile threads...

...'personally, could not care less about what neck shape is, when a particular instrument calls to be played.