If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around, does it make a sound? BUT more importantly, if no one was around, how do you know the tree fell down with no one around in the first place?

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RAMA LAMA FA FA FA

So you've all been putting in your two cents, but it's a penny for your thoughts...

Somebody's making money off of that.
Who is it?

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It wasn't Willy-Nilly, it was at crows.

Why do cats like catnip? Does it do something to their teeny, tiny little brain?

Gridlok

The exact same reason there is neither eggs nor cream in a good old-fashioned NYC egg cream.

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Current Gear: Ron Kirn Barnbuster Tele,
Marshall: 1971 SuperLead 100>1997 1960-TV, bunch of pedals
and a 1987 Porsche 911 Carrera coupe named Veronica

Here's one. Why is it that no matter how much you shake the petrol pump hand nozzle after filling the car it always drips on removal from the tank?

If they call an orange an orange; how come they don't call a banana a yellow? (with thanks to Jim from Taxi)

If you pull the wings off a fly, it it then called a crawl?

RK

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RK

2007 Fender Highway 1
2012 American Deluxe
2015 MIM Dave Murray HHH
2010 Fender Blacktop
1987 Fender Avalon Acoustic
2012 Marshall DSL 15 watt head

Why are they called buildings, when they're already built?

We should call them "Builts" or "Crumblings"

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It wasn't Willy-Nilly, it was at crows.

What do you call eighteen beautiful blondes in a circle holding hands ?

A dope ring !

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you can save the world with your guitar one love song at a time it's just better, more fun, easier with a fender solid body electric guitar or electric bass guitar.

Ok i just have to say it, Why is it called a HOTDOG???

why is it that when a person has a phone call at 3:00 AM, they usually say something like: Do you know what time it is!!!It's 3AM in the morning.

Isn't AM always morning?

Why do we still DIAL the phone?

Don't know, but I met a man with no legs called Neil. (I didn't really...)

Here's one: Piers Morgan - why? Surely a case for a product recall.

Cheers - C

How did people find out what foods were safe to eat and what foods were poisonous?

....

I'd hate to be that guy....

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"If it's planned, it's boring." - Freddie Mercury

Here is another one;
If a man speaks in the forest, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong???