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[b]Religious Truths.

Taoism - $@!& happens.

Buddhism - If $@!& happens, it isn't really $@!&.

Hinduism - This $@!& has happened before.

Islam - If $@!& happens, it is the will of Allah.

Catholicism - $@!& happens, because you deserve it.

Protestantism - Let $@!& happen to somebody else.

Judaism - Why does $@!& always happen to us?

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It is senseless to blame others or your environment for your miseries.

Change begins from the moment you muster the courage to act.

When you change, the environment will change. The power to change the world is found nowhere but within our own life.

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Snowy72 wrote:
[b]Religious Truths.

Taoism - $@!& happens.

Buddhism - If $@!& happens, it isn't really $@!&.

Hinduism - This $@!& has happened before.

Islam - If $@!& happens, it is the will of Allah.

Catholicism - $@!& happens, because you deserve it.

Protestantism - Let $@!& happen to somebody else.

Judaism - Why does $@!& always happen to us?

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YZFJOE wrote:
Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.


... and a "rare, priceless relic" is something no one would give you $0.02 for the day before you tossed it.
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