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Post subject: Federal bailout for Fender?
Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 2:07 pm
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The Feds have offered FMIC a federal bailout....under the following condition:
1. Obama wants a signature model called a (you guessed it) :oops: obamacaster.
Netnyahu in Isreal heard about it and wants a... shalomacaster...
Chavez in Venezuela says it should be a screwusacaster.
Gov. Sanford from SC says it should be called upyoursacaster because thats what Obama can do with his bailout money.
Kim Jung Ill from North Korea wants to know if you can put a nuclear weapon in it and still call it a Stratocaster?
The Chinese say we'll make more and sell em cheap just don't send that Clinton woman over here again... She scares the children.
This just in: VP Biden wants to know what a-caster is? and do you have a number I can call?

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Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 3:07 pm
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How about the whatsinit4meacaster for Ex-Gov Rod Blagojevich.


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Post subject: Re: Federal bailout for Fender?
Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 3:14 pm
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tdanb2003 wrote:
The Feds have offered FMIC a federal bailout....under the following condition:
1. Obama wants a signature model called a (you guessed it) :oops: obamacaster.
Netnyahu in Isreal heard about it and wants a... shalomacaster...
Chavez in Venezuela says it should be a screwusacaster.
Gov. Sanford from SC says it should be called upyoursacaster because thats what Obama can do with his bailout money.
Kim Jung Ill from North Korea wants to know if you can put a nuclear weapon in it and still call it a Stratocaster?
The Chinese say we'll make more and sell em cheap just don't send that Clinton woman over here again... She scares the children.
This just in: VP Biden wants to know what a-caster is? and do you have a number I can call?

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thats hilarious! lol

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Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 4:11 pm
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huckabee wants a sig bass from fender called the pissoff (precision) bass

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Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 4:12 pm
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way to go Joe 8) that's what I'm talkin about...good one!!


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Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 5:21 pm
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Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 7:14 pm
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I heard that Gov. Schwarzenager wants a sig called the "Termacaster".

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Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 12:16 am
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I would love a Starwarscaster hehe


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