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Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 7:09 pm
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My Blonde Strat would say "you club fisted, baseball bat wrenching, hack!
How many times must you ruin Rock -n- Roll by Led Zepplin?"

And then my black strat would say "isn't the game on?'
"GO GATORS!!! GO GATORS!!! GOoo GaaaaATORS!!!"
Chomp Chomp!

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SO many of my past Strats would say, "Which pickups and brand/gauge of strings is it going to be this week?"

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SO many of my past Strats would say, "Which pickups and brand/gauge of strings is it going to be this week?"


Hahaha. being accused of DIY plastic surgery

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my strats might also ask 'WHY do you tattoo me with sadistic stickers all over my body?"

Coops Devil & Alien Girls adorn one of my strats and another has Harley-Davidson Chrome & Skulls bolted to it as well as an amp badge bolted to the headstock...

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Squire Strat: "Why can't I be like Lenny :cry: " :D


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The Strat hanging on the wall at the guitar shop tells me, "buy me now while I'm cheep cause next month I am gonna rape you!" :twisted:

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rkreisher wrote:
The Strat hanging on the wall at the guitar shop tells me, "buy me now while I'm cheep cause next month I am gonna rape you!" :twisted:


Haha, I know the feeling. Seeing cheap gear that I know I'd want/get anyways but don't have the money at the times makes me want to punch myself in the ears.

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Mine would probably shout "quit wringing my neck!" (I like to bend notes alot) :D

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strat's last words before being smashed:
"at least i get a quick breeze first to air out all ur pit's b.o.!
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Buddy Guy Strat: "I Don't see why you guys get Hard cases when all I get is the Gig Bag I came with."

Deluxe Player's Strat: "That's because He likes me best!"

1988 Standard Strat: "Stop it you two, he love's you both the same."

Buddy: "That's easy for you to say, you've always had a Hard Shell Case!"

Player: "Yeah, a molded Fender Flight Case!"

1988: "Oh, I've 'Always' had a flight case? Is that what you think. When he brought me home he didn't even have a blanket to wrap me in. He could barley get through the intro to Stairway to Heaven, which was the first thing he palyed on me. Talk about embarrasing, right in front of the salesman. I thought I was being held for Jeff Beck, or maybe Jimmy Vaughan. At least a session man. But it was your owner, and he sucked! But he was happy. Happier than I'd ever seen anyone all my time on the wall in Guitar Center."

Player: "You were in Guitar Center?"

Buddy: "I thought you were Delivered from Musicians Friend like us."

1988: "Nope, I was on the wall in Guitar Center for a few months. Anyway, when he put me in the back seat, with nothing but his jacket to protect me, and drove the 50 mile back to my new home, I knew It wouldn't be so bad. The first thing he did was go aout and get that Flight case. It was so Black and shiny, and it still had all of it's feet."

Buddy: "Hey, ya wanna Play Red House?"

Player: "Yeah, you take the First lead."

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My strat would say --Next time you eat Kentucky fried chicken and greasy fries would you please wash your ------- hands


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I think my American Strats are saying, "Play me better or sell me to someone who really deserves me!"

The Mexican ones speak in Spanish and laugh at me behind my back.


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Touch me, Touch me... say that you love me.

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Mosrite Mk I and Jazzmaster upon opening the case:

"Yes, I know I am beautiful. Now stop staring like a lovestruck goof. Pick me up, turn the Cyber-Twin on for a threesome, let's cuddle and make music together.


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My squire would yell at me and maybe even smack me in the face for scratching the paint with sandpaper. I know my deluxe strat loves me though.

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