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Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 8:41 pm
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nikininja wrote:
Will you please wash that right armpit? :shock:
I just cant work under these conditions :shock:
look at the state of your fingernails :shock:

My strats are definately female. I'm just waiting for the night i stagger in at 2am drunk and it says 'what time do you call this'?

:lol: wow this wins the award

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"Ha! I'm a pure american deluxe model. I'm not like all those standard or made in mexico models." :wink:


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"Not only can I sing. I can hum too." :wink:


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How do you like my new G string? Wanna break it in for me?


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yeah, we are 8 womans than and 1 bass (man).
we ladies talking....the bass goes for beer and eat 8)

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I know what mine never says. Not tonight honey I have a headache.

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dgonz wrote:
How do you like my new G string? Wanna break it in for me?


perfect!

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Mine puts its fingers its in its ears at times and says 'good god man get it right' :roll:


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if my 1988 strat pluss deluxe could talk it would say " YO DUDE WHY AM I NOT IN ERICK CLAPTONS HANDS I WAS BUILT JUST FOR HIM" and I'd say lovingly "shut your pie hole & help me figure out this Clapton riff"
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atolleter wrote:
I know mine would be a mean $@!&*. I for one am grateful they cant talk. I guess that's why we give them female names, if they talked they'd never shut up. They'd nag the poly finish off.


Amen :lol:


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