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Post subject: If Strats could talk....
Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:49 pm
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What would they say? Feel free to do any other instrument too. :D

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Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 1:10 pm
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Look at me, I'm arguably the most iconic guitar of rock n roll but am underrated thanks to those expensive gibsons.

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Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 1:49 pm
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I know mine would be a mean $@!&*. I for one am grateful they cant talk. I guess that's why we give them female names, if they talked they'd never shut up. They'd nag the poly finish off.


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Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 1:49 pm
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60's Strat says, "Hey Hodad! Bring back my Wax!"

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Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 2:29 pm
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They do talk, all you have to do is listen. Finding the right one is just like finding a good woman, you have try as many as you can until you find that special one. 8)


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Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 2:42 pm
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People have told me that when I play my Strat, it does talk :lol:
Someone had to say it!! :D


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Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 2:52 pm
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If Strats could talk they might say -

"wait a a second...........hold on...........I've got something to fill in that bar................

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Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 2:56 pm
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FirstMeasure wrote:
60's Strat says, "Hey Hodad! Bring back my Wax!"


Spoken like a true surfer! Righteous dude!

If strats could talk they would say:
"Yeah, those sounds that make you weep came from me. I really am THAT good!"

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Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 2:57 pm
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My Japanese Tele says:
私を離れてあなたの不潔な手に馬の不潔不潔ののヨーロッパの部分得なさい!

Dunno what it means though......it loves me though.... :D


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Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 3:13 pm
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Look at me. I'm sleek, and sexy and you KNOW you want me! Who wants a big, fat Less Paul when I can have All Me?

I can do so many different things and do anything you want, and you can customize me any way you like, any time you want. I'm easy like that.

Come test me out and see how I feel in your hands. I promise I'll keep you happy forever and will play anytime you want, any place you want.


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Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 3:34 pm
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mine would be screaming at me to practice more. She mostly sits in the corner and gets lonely I think. :oops:

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Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 3:55 pm
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jgauker wrote:
They do talk, all you have to do is listen. Finding the right one is just like finding a good woman, you have try as many as you can until you find that special one. 8)

Here's someone who knows what they're talking about, spot on my friend :D


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Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 4:24 pm
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speaking of bashing on gibson, anyone see those adds for the robot les paul where it fights a strat and tears it apart? thats horsesh**t. I was pissed. Poor little fender always seems like the underdog and gibson always throws sand right in our eyes.

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Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 6:39 pm
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My P-bass would say "Please learn how to play me correctly, you're killing me!"


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Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 6:49 pm
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Will you please wash that right armpit? :shock:
I just cant work under these conditions :shock:
look at the state of your fingernails :shock:

My strats are definately female. I'm just waiting for the night i stagger in at 2am drunk and it says 'what time do you call this'?

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