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Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 3:40 pm
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I have G string issues = :shock:
On my guitar that is = :x
It will be fixed soon = 8)

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Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 6:09 pm
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Nik, I`m married 35 years and all I can say is...The wives come out with something you never heard them say before and its mind boggeling where they get it from. You go from this :D to this :shock: in seconds !


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The worst :shock: moment i ever had was when i bought a ex girlfriend and myself a Caribbean take out. I'd just bought a new HUGE TV, and we were munching whilst watching some schmaltzy chick-flick on the sofa. I got a piece of pork fat trapped in my throat and panicked. I started making ug ug noises and pointing to my throat. Her reply, "if you die, can i have your telly?". She didnt budge off the sofa. I passed out running to my car in an attempt to drive myself to hospital. When i awoke a couple of minutes later she still hadnt moved, but the pork fat had dislodged. I went back into my flat and threw it at her, then i threw her out. Even then she had the gall to say i was over-reacting and being unreasonable.

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Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 7:41 am
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Just as I thought - the "Big Eyes" have great meaning to more than just me. It is nice to know that I have good company. Just to let you all know, there will be a purchase of a Stratocaster in the not too distant future I know for sure when I bring that in my wife will give me the :shock: , but rest assured I will look back at her lick this :shock: hoping that we will cancel each other out.


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nikininija if that is a true story & it must be because you just don't make that stuff up I just got big, big eyes digesting that.
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nedeye wrote:
EYE BALLS? :shock: :shock: :shock: Image
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what the HELL
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stephen a. sparks wrote:
nikininija if that is a true story & it must be because you just don't make that stuff up I just got big, big eyes digesting that.
sparky


Its completely true Stephen. Just another comedy sketch in my comic book life.

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How much more :shock:
When :shock:
And the economy $vc&$ :shock:
How about others :?:

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"if you die, can i have your telly?".


That's amazing!! It's so amazing it's not even funny. Glad to hear you kicked her out.

Sheesh!!!!

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"if you die, can i have your telly?".


That's amazing!! It's so amazing it's not even funny. Glad to hear you kicked her out.

Sheesh!!!!

Gridlok :shock:


+1 :shock:

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nah its long past. very easy to smile about now. Atleast she didnt try and borrow money from me before hand.

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Hey Bro it 's great that you're still living, but what the heck were you doing gobbling down pork fat anyway? It's not healthy even if you don't choke on it :shock:

At least you weren't choking the chicken :D :shock: :shock:

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Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 10:34 am
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All the flavour of the meat is in the fat. Ever noticed that super lean meat is flavourless and tough.

Porkfat products are quite the pub dwellers haute cuisine in the uk.

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The wife yells at you while wearing headphones from her second story room at the other end of the house through a closed door: "TURN THAT GUITAR AMP DOWN!" :shock:

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My wife says, "Hey honey. What are you thinking about?"

I say, "... :shock: ... :shock: ... :shock: ...Huh?"

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AND it's a great Cheap Trick song :shock:


My first thought as well 8)


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