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Post subject: Burning Questions
Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 11:41 am
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1) Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?

2) Who closes the door when the Bus Driver gets off?

3) What would Jesus do . . . for a Klondike Bar?

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It must be a slow Friday?

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Post subject: Re: Burning Questions
Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 11:55 am
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mthorn00 wrote:
1) Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?

2) Who closes the door when the Bus Driver gets off?

3) What would Jesus do . . . for a Klondike Bar?


1) Yes (there weren't any Adam and Eve)

2) Monkey which sits under the driver sit...

3) Will turn it to a nice and fancy Fender guitar. By the way i saw one of Jesus' guitars on ebay (there wasn't any Jesus)


as it was said before, it IS a long friday :?

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Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 11:58 am
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did adam have belly button fluff and did eve incessantly moan about him picking his nose.

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Post subject: Re: Burning Questions
Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 12:10 pm
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mthorn00 wrote:
1) Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?

I've seen Michelangelo's work on the Sistine Chapel in Rome and they most definitely have belly buttons.
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2) Who closes the door when the Bus Driver gets off?

I'd like to think it's the same little guy who turns off the refrigerator light when you close the door.
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3) What would Jesus do . . . for a Klondike Bar?

Being the Son of God, he'll wave his hand and turn all your insides into fluorescent green slime! --- then he'll take your Klondike bar on principle! :D

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jeffo46 wrote:
CAFeathers wrote:
It must be a slow Friday?

Must've been a even worse Saturday!


Saturday can't be worse....I'm 'off'....that means I get to do all things I have no time for during the week....that means that the only time I'm really 'off' is when I'm asleep.....that means....I'm not 'off' too "offen". :P

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Post subject: Re: Burning Questions
Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2008 12:29 pm
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mthorn00 wrote:
1) Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?

Yes, they had herpes too. Why do you think Eve prefered to bite an apple?

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2) Who closes the door when the Bus Driver gets off?

A guy that the bus driver pay for that. (That's a hard job underpaid, it's not funny...

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3) What would Jesus do . . . for a Klondike Bar?

Maybe he would like to be... Crucified again... :twisted:


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Post subject: funny...
Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 2:13 pm
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Usually with "burning questions" its best to see a doctor, he'll fix it... 8)

Also, in life, remember God always loves a working man and don't trust Whiteeee... :P

(It's a quote from a classic movie, nobody should don't take offense...)

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okay, if ham is Canadian bacon, then what the heck is bacon?


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StRaT_MaN wrote:
okay, if ham is Canadian bacon, then what the heck is bacon?


Bacon is a condiment!

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StRaT_MaN wrote:
okay, if ham is Canadian bacon, then what the heck is bacon?


Bacon is a condiment!


No, bacon is a food group. As is gravy...

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Ham isn't Canadian bacon. We have Canadian ham and we have Canadian bacon, as well as Canadian back bacon. The thing is, is that they all taste better with some Canadian maple syrup.

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Mmmmmmmm! :D

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Can you eat bacon with gravy?


Try this snack late some night fella's (especially after some libations) it's a little work, but worth it.

Peanut Butter and Bacon Sandwich ON TOAST
DELICIOUS!

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That sounds so amazingly good, I'm actually going to make myself one. Not right now, but soon..

Mmmmmmm!

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