It is currently Tue Mar 17, 2020 1:45 am

All times are UTC - 7 hours



Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 17 posts ]  Go to page 1, 2  Next
Go to page 1, 2  Next
Author Message
Post subject: Funny guitar related limerick comp!!!
Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 11:56 am
Offline
Aspiring Musician
Aspiring Musician
User avatar

Joined: Sun Nov 04, 2007 2:41 pm
Posts: 456
Location: Basingstoke, UK
So today a thread was getting a bit heavy, so I thought I would lighten the mood with a funny limerick. Needless to say it failed dismally!!

So can you do better? Post your limerick here, and the winner wins a Ferrari, and night in the woods with my wife.

Here's my shambolic effort....

There once was a man from Deli
Who played country on his Tele
He bought a pet cat
Who played rythm on a strat
While duck walking around on his belly.

Good luck friends!

_________________
Image
********
72 Custom Tele
50's Strat
Sqiuer Classic Vibe 50's P bass
Blues Junior
DG acoustic
Sparkly Thong


Top
Profile
Fender Play Winter Sale 2020
Post subject:
Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 12:05 pm
Offline
Professional Musician
Professional Musician
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jul 17, 2007 6:11 pm
Posts: 2621
Location: Sunny So Cal
There was a young man with a Strat
Made for metal it was "double fat"
He dimed all his amps
Soloed till he had cramps
And went mad as a sh*t house rat

_________________
"Life is like eating jalapenos. What you do today may burn your arse tomorrow"
Image


Top
Profile
Post subject:
Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 12:10 pm
Offline
Aspiring Musician
Aspiring Musician
User avatar

Joined: Sun Nov 04, 2007 2:41 pm
Posts: 456
Location: Basingstoke, UK
Like it! Thus far, the Ferrari is yours....

_________________
Image
********
72 Custom Tele
50's Strat
Sqiuer Classic Vibe 50's P bass
Blues Junior
DG acoustic
Sparkly Thong


Top
Profile
Post subject:
Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 12:19 pm
Offline
Professional Musician
Professional Musician
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jul 17, 2007 6:11 pm
Posts: 2621
Location: Sunny So Cal
And the night in the woods with your wife . . . ? :twisted:

_________________
"Life is like eating jalapenos. What you do today may burn your arse tomorrow"
Image


Top
Profile
Post subject:
Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 12:34 pm
Offline
Aspiring Musician
Aspiring Musician
User avatar

Joined: Wed Feb 27, 2008 2:01 pm
Posts: 690
Location: Ontario, Canada
Just watch the whole thing.......

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=pC-49Gnjd ... re=related

_________________
Are you talkin' to me? Are you talkin' to me?!


Top
Profile
Post subject: big guitar
Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 6:26 am
Offline
Roadie
Roadie

Joined: Wed Sep 24, 2008 8:49 am
Posts: 201
Location: chicago il.
yo Eddie that was cool
sparky


Top
Profile
Post subject:
Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 7:00 am
Offline
Aspiring Musician
Aspiring Musician

Joined: Sun Apr 06, 2008 8:55 am
Posts: 404
Those limericks are funny!


Top
Profile
Post subject:
Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 10:59 am
Offline
Aspiring Musician
Aspiring Musician
User avatar

Joined: Thu Dec 06, 2007 8:19 am
Posts: 859
There once was a man from Nantucket...


Oops! this was supposed to be about guitars, I'll try again later.

_________________
I tried to think of something clever to put here but- OH! Something shiny!!!


Top
Profile
Post subject:
Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 1:04 pm
Offline
Aspiring Musician
Aspiring Musician

Joined: Sat Sep 29, 2007 10:59 pm
Posts: 395
I showed my girl my Kramer
and I guess I shouldnt blame her
for taking off with the guy down the street
He showed my baby his Fender
with the sheen of all its splender
Now I havnt seen her in a week!
So I inquired about the man
cause I couldnt understand
and she said his name was Brad Traweek!

(sorry Brad, your name is the only one that rhymes with week!!)


Top
Profile
Post subject:
Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 1:23 pm
Offline
Aspiring Musician
Aspiring Musician

Joined: Sun Sep 21, 2008 10:26 am
Posts: 319
There was a shredder named Bass
Whose strings were made out of brass
When he banged 'em together
They played Stormy Weather
And lightning shot out of his $@!.


Top
Profile
Post subject:
Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 1:30 pm
Offline
Aspiring Musician
Aspiring Musician
User avatar

Joined: Sun Nov 04, 2007 2:41 pm
Posts: 456
Location: Basingstoke, UK
Biloxi23 wrote:
There was a shredder named Bass
Whose strings were made out of brass
When he banged 'em together
They played Stormy Weather
And lightning shot out of his $@!.


Flippin genius!!!

As promised - here's your Ferrari.....
Image

And here's my wife....
Image

Have a great time!

_________________
Image
********
72 Custom Tele
50's Strat
Sqiuer Classic Vibe 50's P bass
Blues Junior
DG acoustic
Sparkly Thong


Top
Profile
Post subject:
Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 1:34 pm
Offline
Aspiring Musician
Aspiring Musician

Joined: Sat Sep 29, 2007 10:59 pm
Posts: 395
ian sheridan wrote:
Biloxi23 wrote:
There was a shredder named Bass
Whose strings were made out of brass
When he banged 'em together
They played Stormy Weather
And lightning shot out of his $@!.


Flippin genius!!!

As promised - here's your Ferrari.....
Image

And here's my wife....
Image

Have a great time!


:lol: :lol: :lol: Whew! glad My limerick wasnt good!


Top
Profile
Post subject: Re: big guitar
Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 1:34 pm
Offline
Aspiring Musician
Aspiring Musician
User avatar

Joined: Wed Feb 27, 2008 2:01 pm
Posts: 690
Location: Ontario, Canada
stephen a. sparks wrote:
yo Eddie that was cool
sparky


When I saw it, I was like "What the $@!&?".

_________________
Are you talkin' to me? Are you talkin' to me?!


Top
Profile
Post subject:
Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 1:38 pm
Offline
Aspiring Musician
Aspiring Musician

Joined: Sun Sep 21, 2008 10:26 am
Posts: 319
Eddie: Now that is funny!


Top
Profile
Post subject:
Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 3:11 pm
Offline
Professional Musician
Professional Musician
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jul 17, 2007 6:11 pm
Posts: 2621
Location: Sunny So Cal
ian sheridan wrote:
Biloxi23 wrote:
There was a shredder named Bass
Whose strings were made out of brass
When he banged 'em together
They played Stormy Weather
And lightning shot out of his $@!.


Flippin genius!!!

As promised - here's your Ferrari.....
Image

And here's my wife....
Image

Have a great time!


BLATANT PLAGIARISM!
Here's the original limerick Biloxi ripped off for the contest

There was a young man from Madras
whose balls were made from drawn brass
He rubbed them togeter
In stormy weather
and lightning shot from his $@!

HMMM too close to be a coincidence
I wonder what his "original" songs sound like :twisted:

_________________
"Life is like eating jalapenos. What you do today may burn your arse tomorrow"
Image


Top
Profile
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 17 posts ]  Go to page 1, 2  Next
Go to page 1, 2  Next

All times are UTC - 7 hours

Fender Play Winter Sale 2020

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 2 guests


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum

Search for:
Jump to: