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Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 8:25 pm
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What?! Ahaha! Wow. Hey man, most chicks your age prefer crappy versions of crappy over-played crap. If you want to sway women over, you've got to learn some of the most loved music on this side on the world (European women really like Malmsteem). Scallop your frets. Swith out your pickups (or experiment with your Bullet. Scallop that one first). Learn to play Technical Difficulties. Women will be EVERYWHERE.

i dont know to many woman that like Malmsteen


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But you know.......it would be so nice, and also refreshing, if women just loved us for our minds, instead of thinking of us as just a piece of meat. We have feelings too, you know.


they do love you because of your mind! playing music needs mind! so what makes you think youre seen like a piece of meat ? :)


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cryingstrat wrote:
But you know.......it would be so nice, and also refreshing, if women just loved us for our minds, instead of thinking of us as just a piece of meat. We have feelings too, you know.


they do love you because of your mind! playing music needs mind! so what makes you think youre seen like a piece of meat ? :)


Really, I'm ok if someone did see me as a piece of meat, for just a few hours, even once! :lol:

Speaking for myself of course.


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frankenstein wrote:
cryingstrat wrote:
But you know.......it would be so nice, and also refreshing, if women just loved us for our minds, instead of thinking of us as just a piece of meat. We have feelings too, you know.


they do love you because of your mind! playing music needs mind! so what makes you think youre seen like a piece of meat ? :)


We're seen like a piece of meat if we play music stupidly. I mean, if we play music without our mind, our feel, and our heart....if we play music just for reputation, or in the beginning we planed to get a girl, you'll look like a piece a meat because the music is not from your mind, heart, and feel....


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All I know.......is that when I have to go somewhere with my guitar....I cover up the guitar case with a blanket, when carrying it from my house to my truck. Otherwise, all of a sudden.....without warning.....a flock of women start to surround me, and I can't get to the truck. I really hate when that heppens.........

oh darn, I hate when that happens too! :wink:

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To get the girls, depends on what you play. You could be Malmsteen but I guarantee more girls would want some guy who just knocked out a bad $@! Sleepwalk. I got a surprising amount (also the most) of attention from when I was in an 80s cover band... so who knows?


I got my girl because I played Malmsteen's "Far Beyond the Sun" clearly..... :D
Every girls have their preference I think.... :D


never said you couldnt get girls with Malmsteen, just sayin i think you could get more girls with a more chick friendly type of lead.


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yeah, no more intelligent rock if your trying to woo the women. break out the ol' six string and cowboy hat and deeply sing "Every Rose has It's Thorn" and with feeling!


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yeah, no more intelligent rock if your trying to woo the women. break out the ol' six string and cowboy hat and deeply sing "Every Rose has It's Thorn" and with feeling!


cause ya know, every lead guitarist in every band everywhere plays with the technical precision of malmsteen, and girls get totally off to that, and are educated enough about music to know whats actually happening and respect it. thats also why all those bands at number one have that awesome metal/malmsteen sound... oh wait...

chicks keep pop songs alive.


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awww shucks... cuz i play the blues. I do play with precision, but i believe that the faster you go, the more show-off-y you become. People everywhere should dig the blues, maybe cause... i don't know... it's the reason prog, rock'n'roll, metal, shred, punk, etc. exists today. Everyone has their own tastes, but you have to respect the blues for what it is and what it started, sort of like the telecaster.

Actually i wanna play both rhythm and lead... oh wait, only one person can do that... Hendrix. He was the ultimate bridge/mix between blues and shred. He had the feeling of blues, with the amazing dexterity of some shredders. Although he wasn't that fast as Malmsteen, he was still pretty darn fast, especially for his time. Is that why he got the girls, or was it because of his IRRESISTABLE CHARISMA that got him girls? Charm? That will definitely get you chicks. Guitar is an okay bet, but it's not the ultimate girl magnet.

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Post subject: Re: The guitar as a girl magnet?
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Is there truth to the folklore that girls are attracted to guitar players? That is, more than girls are attracted to guys in the general population? This is a scientifically interesting question in that one wonders whether certain sonic ranges have an attractive effect. Are you aware of any research in this area?


The sonic range having the most attractive effect is that of the coin dropping into the till. A 'girl magnet' is anything accruing to a woman, the power historically priviledged to men in this society, which she either cannot or cares not to struggle to break thorough the glass ceiling for, and rise to in her own right.

Our daughters need to be raised to learn that "stuff' happens. Men divorce, become disabled beyond their ability to provide, encounter financial adversity or die. Women need to be bred to self-determination,
self-realization, and full independence of men and not a life of ease.

The culture of bimboism, girl's just wanna have fun, life is beach to enjoy should be stamped out. It is perpetuately sought by self-important thinking airheads and realized by them through meat-headed, arm candy seeking, self-agrandizing, male chauvenisitc pig types who enable the continuing reality that playing the right game guarantees the win among these dumbos who pursue the good life the irresponsible have painted for them as being most desirable.

If you have a brain in your head, and can love me without my guitar or the proverbial pot, then we can talk.

Minus that....see ya!!


Man....did I really say all that??????????????????? :?

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Charles M. wrote:
What?! Ahaha! Wow. Hey man, most chicks your age prefer crappy versions of crappy over-played crap. If you want to sway women over, you've got to learn some of the most loved music on this side on the world (European women really like Malmsteem). Scallop your frets. Swith out your pickups (or experiment with your Bullet. Scallop that one first). Learn to play Technical Difficulties. Women will be EVERYWHERE.

i dont know to many woman that like Malmsteen


I don't know many women who've even heard of Malmsteen. Don't know any women who are overly impressed with super technical guitar playing either. I'd say they prefer Cat Steven's before Malmsteen.

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If Keith Richards can get laid, anybody can get girls with a guitar.


And if Gene Simmons boast of a 4000+ mattress record is true, I'd like to know his HIV and STD levels.....and Keith Richard's as well. From the looks of him, syphillis as well as heroin has tortured his soul.

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If Keith Richards can get laid, anybody can get girls with a guitar.


And if Gene Simmons boast of a 4000+ mattress record is true, I'd like to know his HIV and STD levels.....and Keith Richard's as well. From the looks of him, syphillis as well as heroin has tortured his soul.

Doc. :wink:


Keith's been dead since '76. He just won't drop till the drugs wear off.

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Guitar players aren't magnets. Women are magnets. We men are all just cheap metal. 8)

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