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Yike! :twisted: Send that one off to Lisa Marie!

Speaking of the Presley 'legend'.....

Why didn't Elvis teach his daughter how to play guitar?


A: By the time she was old enough, it would have been a Grave mistake! :shock:


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Why did Michael Jackson dangle his kid off that balcony?

To inspire Eric Clapton to write a new hit song.

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"I went down to the crossroads, Live at Six was dead.....
I went down to the crossroads, A truck 'ad squashed 'is head.....
No need to call a doc-tor.... Just call the coroner instead!"

JUST KIDDING!!! (I couldn't resist the parody...... hehehehe)


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