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The wind blew the goldfish bowl off the table. Willie is the goldfish. He died of suffocation.

thats my best guess.



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there's a man in jail, and someone came to visit him. The jail guard lets the visitor in, then after he leavs he askes the man who this visitor was. The man said answered him in a riddle and said...

Brothers and sisters, I have none, but this man's father is my fathers son.

who is the visitor?

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illigetimate (sorry about spelling) child??? best guess. :wink:

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bruisedorange wrote:
illigetimate (sorry about spelling) child??? best guess. :wink:


nope! good guess tho....close!!!

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illigetimate (sorry about spelling) child??? best guess. :wink:


nope! good guess tho....close!!!


Half or step brother?

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bmcmillin wrote:
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bruisedorange wrote:
illigetimate (sorry about spelling) child??? best guess. :wink:


nope! good guess tho....close!!!


Half or step brother?


nope, not that either... there is no "half," "step," or anything like that applied.
For me, at least, it's easier if you kinda draw it out on a peice of paper. But maybe that's easier for me to do since I know the answer... It's worth a try. It takes some thought but once you know it you'll see that it's pretty clear!!

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It's his own son.

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I think you are right Pat.

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oldpat wrote:
It's his own son.


DING DING DING!!! we have a winner!! somebody...give this man a prize!! :D

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It's his own son.


DING DING DING!!! we have a winner!! somebody...give this man a prize!! :D


I'm glad I got it but I have no riddle. Silly me. FF562 or Bill please help me out.

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ok, so quite honestly, that's the only riddle I know! But thanks to google you can find just about anything! haha so I came across this one...

a beggers brother died, but the man who died had no brother. how could this be?

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FenderFanatic562 wrote:
ok, so quite honestly, that's the only riddle I know! But thanks to google you can find just about anything! haha so I came across this one...

a beggers brother died, but the man who died had no brother. how could this be?


The beggar was female. :)

How about this:

What two things can never be eaten for breakfast?

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FenderFanatic562 wrote:
ok, so quite honestly, that's the only riddle I know! But thanks to google you can find just about anything! haha so I came across this one...

a beggers brother died, but the man who died had no brother. how could this be?


The beggar was female. :)

How about this:

What two things can never be eaten for breakfast?


That's easy! If there is anything I know, its food! Lunch and dinner!

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bmcmillin wrote:
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FenderFanatic562 wrote:
ok, so quite honestly, that's the only riddle I know! But thanks to google you can find just about anything! haha so I came across this one...

a beggers brother died, but the man who died had no brother. how could this be?


The beggar was female. :)

How about this:

What two things can never be eaten for breakfast?


That's easy! If there is anything I know, its food! Lunch and dinner!


We've got another winner!!!

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a boat is sitting in low tide. the side of the boat is exactly one foot above the water. as the tide comes in it rises at a rate of 3 inches per hour. there is a ladder on the side of the boat with rungs exactly 2.5 inches apart. at that rate how long does it take the water to reach the second ring from the top?

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