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zod wrote:
I like that one riversitter. :lol:

I suck at riddles. This was the closest thing I had in my brain lodged in there with all of the other useless information I store such as Zappa lyrics. :wink:

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I like that one riversitter. :lol:

I suck at riddles. This was the closest thing I had in my brain lodged in there with all of the other useless information I store such as Zappa lyrics. :wink:


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hendrixfan99 wrote:
okay here's one...

it comes in endless masses...a gloomy spell it casts. At times it's slow, at times it's fast. But beauty comes long after it's past!


Rain.

heres one from the mensa test circa 1990

Your standing at the top of the Eiffel tower on a clear sunny day.
What is the furthest thing you can see?



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The furthest thing you can see is the Sun.

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cryingstrat wrote:
The furthest thing you can see is the Sun.


correct :)

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rain is right... and the sun was my answer!!! ;)


how about this one...

theres is an apartment that has all lokced doors, and it is impossible to get in or out, except for one window which is open, and the curtains are blowing. Willie is lying dead on the floor and there is a lot of glass and water on the floor. what in the world happened? How did WIllie die?

this one is really hard, at least to me.

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The wind blew the goldfish bowl off the table. Willie is the goldfish. He died of suffocation.

thats my best guess.

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Okay, here is one.

You see a barn out in the desert. The doors are locked from the inside. Once you break open the door, you see a body hanging from a noose in the center of the barn. There is no loft, no ladder and the floor is completely barren of anything. How did this person hang himself?

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bmcmillin wrote:
Okay, here is one.

You see a barn out in the desert. The doors are locked from the inside. Once you break open the door, you see a body hanging from a noose in the center of the barn. There is no loft, no ladder and the floor is completely barren of anything. How did this person hang himself?


He's Spiderman?


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bmcmillin wrote:
Okay, here is one.

You see a barn out in the desert. The doors are locked from the inside. Once you break open the door, you see a body hanging from a noose in the center of the barn. There is no loft, no ladder and the floor is completely barren of anything. How did this person hang himself?


Did he stand on a big block of ice? The ice melted and he was hung?

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Did he stand on a big block of ice? The ice melted and he was hung?


You, sir, are the winner!

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bmcmillin wrote:
Okay, here is one.

You see a barn out in the desert. The doors are locked from the inside. Once you break open the door, you see a body hanging from a noose in the center of the barn. There is no loft, no ladder and the floor is completely barren of anything. How did this person hang himself?


He's Spiderman?


lol.

mmk heres one

What is broken every time it's spoken?


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haha. easy. silence :D

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here's an old easy one. there is a hole in a dead man's suit. how did he die???? (no blood :D )

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