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Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 2:17 pm
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"I'm going to kill you" is never a good one to hear...

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twangee wrote:
There's always this classic: 'Oops...'. Or: 'You know that (insert prized possession) of yours...'?


Yup... heard that... by my doc during my VASECTOMY!

Not confidence inspiring.

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ClearwaterZiggy wrote:
twangee wrote:
There's always this classic: 'Oops...'. Or: 'You know that (insert prized possession) of yours...'?


Yup... heard that... by my doc during my VASECTOMY!

Not confidence inspiring.
you where awake during a vasectomy?????

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Honey, your girlfriend called and said she's pregnant. My lawyer will call you in the morning.

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Honey, your girlfriend called and said she's pregnant. My lawyer will call you in the morning.
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I had just saved up enough money to buy this two rock amp and it was a killer deal. Then my mom calls me and tells me the vet says my dog Joppy needs to have an intestinal blockage surgically removed. It was a tuff choice that I still wonder about. Now I have a healthy dog that like to bark along to "Hey Joe.'' The Irony of it is that the blockage was a pack of guitar picks I drop in the yard one day when I was returning from GC. That was a truly sweet amp. :cry:


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Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 3:30 pm
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poorboy56 wrote:
ClearwaterZiggy wrote:
twangee wrote:
There's always this classic: 'Oops...'. Or: 'You know that (insert prized possession) of yours...'?


Yup... heard that... by my doc during my VASECTOMY!

Not confidence inspiring.
you where awake during a vasectomy?????


Yup... I was awake. It wasn't TOO bad. But when he said "oops", I was ready to jump off the table. :shock:

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Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 3:45 pm
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Girlfriend: "Doctor says it's herpe's."

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well i don't have too many worries as i am only in middle school :lol:

But one of the things i don't like to hear is "wake up, it's 7:00 you have to go to school." Really i don't mind that, but the first day is coming... it's haunting me...

OR that time my friends and i were talking about ghosts and then one of them said something about a demon, and then the loudest thunder you have ever heard, and at the same time, the power went out, and it was PITCH BLACK. :!: :shock:

That has got to be one of the scariest moments of my life. I had to use yoga techniques to calm down!!

THE NIGHT OF AN ETERNAL 1 HOUR!

-The SCREAMIN' LIKE IM SCARED J

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"You just ate the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my life."
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Oooooh boy what do I not wanna hear again...? ANOTHER JACKSON GUITAR THATS WHAT. :x

Other than that I don't wanna hear the guys from the music store saying - "There was something wrong with that Jackson guitar you traded in, we need that Strat back..."


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One of the Worst things to hear: "Face it, Elvis is dead." :shock: :cry:

Or "TURN DOWN THAT AMPLIFIER!"

One thing my rap or Jonas Brothers or Miley Cyrus loving friends hate to hear me say: "Number 9" over and over again or "It's time to get the Led out!" which usually follows up with blasting Zeppelin.

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"Honey....you know that guitar you had leaning in the corner....."

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