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Post subject: calisis
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 5:34 pm
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i have calsis from playing bass and i wanted to know why

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Post subject: Re: calisis
Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 9:24 pm
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Unless you're talking about callouses on your fingertips, I have no idea what you're talking about. If in fact this is what you ARE talking about, it's something that happens to all bass and guitar players.


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Post subject: Re: calisis
Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 10:24 pm
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Hmmm . . . I thought he was referring to calsistosis which is a rare condition that causes one to uncontrollably shout "more cowbell" in a crowded theater. It is incurable and usually fatal and always highly embarrassing to those around the affected person.

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Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 5:23 pm
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sorry i spelt things wrong i was askinkg about the hard things on your fingers i know it happens i was wondering why

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Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 9:16 pm
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Geez...Do people not read their posts before hitting submit? :evil:


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Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 10:33 pm
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Post subject: Re: calisis
Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2012 1:09 pm
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I have Fenoctoderohavn't Gotenough. It's rare and it bassically meens I don't have enough Fender basses. I do not know what causes it. I need help.


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Post subject: Re: calisis
Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2012 4:07 pm
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You, sir, need help. I so happen to be wise in the ways of curing said malady. Send me $10,000 in gold bullion and I will provide you with not one, but two, shiny new Fender Bass guitars. Plus for no extra charge I will include a tube of my new product "Calisisbegone" which, when used regularly, prevents nine out of ten instances of calisis. You will be glad you did. Additionally, to go even further in my guarantee to prevent calisis's, neither bass will be equipped with those nasty, hard, noise-making strings which have been found to have some unknown proximate cause of calisis. You will experience pure, clean sound in your head and no nasty hard spots on your fingers.

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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2012 4:17 pm
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:lol: I guess I need the addressis then so I can be on my way to a cure.


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Post subject: Re: calisis
Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2012 8:44 pm
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I will certainly send you all my addressis as soon as I get home from buying my wife some new dressis for the spring look. My guessis is that you will need one each P and J bass post haste so please forward me your addressis so I can arrange shipping of same. If this is acceptable please reply with your yessis and indicate if you desire expressis shipping.

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Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2012 5:21 am
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oxfan wrote:
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Hey buddy!


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Post subject: Re: calisis
Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2012 5:39 pm
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In the passed I've made some messis
But I have no regressis
I always try my bessis
I hope you can detectiss


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Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2012 10:03 pm
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